A loaded God complex... cock it and pull it.

28 December 2005

Bill Clinton All Over Again

Warning: adult subject matter

When is sex... sex?

There was a slight debate about that in my newsroom this week. There are some who believe "sex" is only the act of vaginal or anal intercourse. Others believe "oral" counts too.

Why is this important you ask? Because it all counts toward your "number". You know, the answer to the "How many people have you been with?" question. And the answer to that question can make or break you.

I personally like to break it down into two groups. (Note: the following numbers are only an example) I'd say "Well, I've been with 50 people, but I've only had sex with 20 of them."

Splitting hairs? Perhaps. But it's a debate I've heard before, so I wanted to get the take of my blog readers.

What say you?

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

numbers make me mad... there's too many of them!

the year of mlf is coming!

hugs and shit!

12:04 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oral sex, well--it's sex. You're still engaging in a sexual act.

On a related subject, watching a special on Ronald Reagan...did you know that the great white savior of the Republican party married Nancy and they had their first child SEVEN months later? If Bill Clinton had done that he never would have been elected president.

9:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sex is penis in vagina.

12:54 AM

 
Anonymous steve wilson said...

then what is penis up the ass, besides messy?

3:13 AM

 
Blogger Bill T said...

No matter what you "define" sex as... I've lost count, but I could always use more, and more often.

Isn't that true about everybody?

7:59 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I count oral...but then when my number gets too big I'll start counting by the anal method. LOL

4:41 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well we know one infamous local blogger that doesn't have to worry about any counting on this topic.

8:36 AM

 
Blogger Richard said...

Hmmm -- why do I feel that last anonymous comment was about me?

Oh well: I say it all counts. Not that I'd know about the topic, of course....

8:39 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HappY FuckinG NeW YearS, BitcH!

I am going to turn your RAINBOW to GREY this year!

ThE CounTdowN BeginS NOW!!!

SEE YOU SOON!

1:58 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been watching you from a distance lately. I notice how you interact with some of the guys at the club. Your TV persona does something to me. I must have you! And I will stop at NOTHING to get close to you!
See you at the club, Blaine!

P.S. Wear that nice jacket you had on the other night; it turns me on!

And you should not kiss all those little boys. In time you will see how much you need a REAL MAN!

5:22 PM

 
Anonymous steve wilson said...

I hope you know who your admirer is, Blaine, or else he kinda is a stalker.

9:12 PM

 
Blogger HoppinThoughts said...

Like I'm one to blog, but Kaos, come on, we need new material.

7:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Blaine, your smell was amazing yesterday. I wanted to stop and talk, but decided it was not the best time, yet.
The amazing thing is, we both like to eat the same meals. We ARE meant to be together.
I dream of one day when you and I can relaxe in bed together. Watch the rain; make great love together!! OHH, I CAN"T WAIT!

P.S. That color looks great on you today.

2:41 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awwww Blaine, you look so adorable when you're driving! I can't wait to ride with you.
I'm just so shy. Especially around someone of regal eminence, and famed status.

But don't be alarmed when I make my way to you soon, VERY soon.

I'm coming Mr. Stewart! :)

10:41 PM

 
Blogger Michael said...

Annonymous and Gang Blaine sittin' in a tree.... K-I-S-I-N-G-G....wait....um..just do it already...

11:34 PM

 
Blogger Richard said...

Pass the towels -- it's getting awfully steamy around here....

1:28 AM

 
Anonymous clay said...

i think it's columbus' very own cory!

7:48 AM

 
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5:51 PM

 

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